My new job title

As you know I am almost 1 so thought I should maybe start to contribute to the household. Thought long and hard what to do chief Bonio tester but Mum and Dad do not eat Bonio's, oh what a dillema so decided that after a ponder and feeling fed up with the weather:

Things begin to look brighter

Sussed it I can become a new member of neighbourhood watch

Time for some more rations Mum as this is going to be hungry work

Off to coifure myself in readiness for my Birthday party with my pesky sisters (Huh girls!) on the 6th June.

Woof, woof fans

Almost my 1st Birthday

I will be 1 on the 6th June an d going back to Tilford for  a meetup with my brother Logan and those pesky bossy sisters, 4 of them talk about hen pecked! they were always putting me in my place but I now rule the roost and get away with murder

Mum and Dad say I am getting bigger by the day, I just think I am normal size and that is lap dog size, lol. I have been promoted at Carolee Crafts, Mums business and am now in charge of the biccie distribution did have a go at packaging but that did not work as I shredded the tissue paper and apparently that is not the idea but it was fun.

Off to have a run on the playing fields find some more sticks to chew then back to let Mum and Dad have a cup of coffee.

Love to my fans

I'VE CRACKED IT

Mum and Dad have been decorating all day and I was seriously miffed as have been neglected. Why I was not allowed in the bedroom to help is beyond me but such is life, the paint tray looked so interesting and I am sure I could have done a Picasso with my tail and paws. As I have been shut out decided I was going to have a relaxing time this afternoon with my bone and comfort had to be the number 1 priority but I got found out that was after I remade the bed as too perfect for my liking.

Chief of Operations at Carolee Crafts

(Mum thinks I am the sleeping partner! but that is Dad)

Better late than never

Well I have been banned from the computer room but snuck in this morning to show you my progress. I love my Mum and Dad and they are so gullible such fun to wind them round my paw, lol.

I have grown quite a bit and though still just under 8 months Mum thinks I may be a Pyrenean Mountain dog not a Golden Retriever, I think I am still small enough to fit on laps though but Mum and Dad think differently.

Love my walks and love going in the car as discovered that means always with Mum and Dad, not too happy when they go into a food store as can see no reason why I cannot go in as well and am sure would prove very helpful in the selection process. Am allowed into a special food store though and they always give me a piggy ear to munch whilst Mum takes ages and ages choosing my grub.

So here I am at 7.5 months, wagging my tail so not clear how good it is, must be good as Dad grooms me every night and I get a groom spray put on, not too sure about that as could damage my street cred.

So now for some pics:

Lap Dog

Hurry up want to get in the car

Dad needs a rest

I am exhausted must have a nap

Oops! Mum coming licks to you all

Director of Doggie Treats at Carolee Crafts

my Mum's business

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Dedicated to all things furry, fluffy & feathery!

3 more weeks to go

Only 3 more weeks to go to finish Mum and Dad's training, odd thing though I seem to be doing all the work not sure how that happened but I can work on them don't you worry. I do what they want and that way I get more freedom not that they always know what I am up to, He! He!

I can now see over the door step as soo much bigger, think I am looking for my lunch here, hmm?

Got taken to the coast, never seen the sea before and it was such fun, Mum and Dad wanted to take pictures of me but passers by kept stopping to give me a cuddle, not bad for a morning out.

 I love my Dad so much, both parents are so good to me

Still a lap dog and that I not going to stop anytime soon, Mum and Dad may think different but no I love laps

Love and Licks

Shiloh

A lot can happen in 2 weeks

Woof! Woof! Friends

A lot can happen to a puppy in two weeks, been told off a lot and in disgrace

Vet-handled by Uncle Philip

Had a humongous needle put in my neck twice! one with some stuff so I can go out into the big world and another for a microchip, so now Mum  and Dad will never lose me, did not hurt that much and  I got some edible treats.

Do you think they can see me?

Being good and posing

Worn out

 I have been caught on the sofa but look so cute that get away with it, always being told I sit funny!

This was my first training class, the youngest of 8 but not the smallest the play time session I get let off my lead with a doberman puppy, so stay close to Mum and Dad. Apparently the Instructors think I am very good for my age little do they realise that I am on my bestist behaviour when out.

The instructor chose me to showcase my talents as I was so good and the quietest, oh boy were some of them noisy, apparently I was supposed to be laying down for her but would not do it, I wanted to get back to my Mummy!! so thought I would grab the food. Dad could not take a good picture of me as I was wriggling around and my tail was wagging so hard disappears into the shot in a blur

I went out for my first walk on Saturday, in fact twice and the same today. Mum said I am walking so well on a lead, do not trip her up and when we meet someone to talk to, I lay down and behave. Get treats of chopped up cheese, yumm! if I am good. Mum and Dad cannot eat cheese so bought just for me, going to stock up with some more on Tuesday, don't want to run out must find that shopping list.

Had better go for now as Mum wants to do her blog for Monday show and tell, not sure what that is about as sure mine is far more interesting

Licks and Hugs with a special cuddle for Auntie Kim and licks to my BFF's Bruce and Ellie

Shiloh

A Harrowing Week

As the title says the past week has been harrowing both for me and Mum and Dad so to explain better thought I would split into 3 chapters:

Fall Gate

There I was fast asleep in the early hours of Saturday morning and Mum decides I need to go out, so get picked up to be taken downstairs. Fine you may think but no Mum decides to do an impersonation of the sugar plum fairy and trips at the bottom of the bed.  She begins to fall like a jumbo jet coming into land manages to lob me into my basket but before hitting her head on the wardrobe door lands on my basket, at which point I am catapulted out and as her head hits the door Dad wakes with a banshee cry. I decide to hide under the bed and back away as they try to get me out, not realising that as I back up my Be-hind appears the other side so get grabbed by Dad. Trauma over lots of cuddles later and all is fine with the world.

Clink Gate

Not sure why but I was having fun hurtling all over the house after what to me seemed like 5 minutes but according to the parents was 45 minutes I get Dadhandled into the cage, so think this is my best hang dog expression, not to say I created or made such a row they had to let me out again, he! he! got them pegged.

Buzz Gate

On Tuesday morning got Mum and Dad up at 4:30 perfectly acceptable as needed to use the facilities but thought as up may as well have my brekkie, after which I went for a mooch chasing leaves around 'Shilohs Patch', something moved so thought I would pounce and eat, came inside as felt a bit funny had a drink but still felt odd, my eye itched so kept shaking my head, Mum cleans out my ears then sees my eye and panics, then my lip starts to go odd and gets bigger and bigger. Get hauled into the car and driven to the emergency vets for an examination and a needle shoved in my leg. Mum and Dad worried but cost £195.00 which has to come off my bonio budget for the month or maybe year!

Hope you enjoyed my tails, my fan base is growing weekly thank you for your support, just need to get my BFF's Bruce and Ellie or rather their Mum Auntie Kim to start a blog for them.

See you all hopefully next week but maybe in a fortnight as apparently I am hogging the computer.

Shiloh